Hello Travelers,
Spaceport Roswell is an amazing place where you can take journeys around the world, into space and even through time. Using the latest TimeShift Transporter Technology our Pods will deliver you to places like Mars or events like the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. Of course being based in Roswell, New Mexico, people want to see the UFO crash in 1947. We offer the only way in town you can actually be at the crash site when it happened. Now that I think about it, that unfortunate extraterrestrial visit was essentially our first incoming flight to Spaceport Roswell.
If it is your first time flying with us, be sure to pay attention to the flight briefing which contains important safety information about your flight. For those who are experiencing Virtual Reality for the first time, prepare to be amazed.
Now I am sure some of you are a little afraid of spaceflight using TimeShift Transporter Technology. With our professional, friendly Flight Attendants, you are in good hands. We have helped thousands of people take their space flight, and we’ve only lost one or two people in the flux stream.
Seriously though, Space/Time travel is much easier now than it used to be. No more getting fried while slingshotting around a star or electrocuted with 1.21 gigawatts of power. Spaceport Roswell is the comfortable, safe and pleasant way to travel the space/time continuum. You don’t even have to deal with rocket lag.
Feel free to contact us with any questions at info@spaceportroswellnm.com. We look forward to exploring the galaxy with you soon.
Happy Journeying,
Kyle
Chief Flight Attendant
Spaceport Roswell